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Review of Stranded by Bracken MacLeod

Stranded - Bracken MacLeod

Stranded is the second book I've read by Bracken MacLeod, although the first one hasn't been published yet, it was enough to make me realize that I didn't just want to read Stranded, I needed to. I will also need to read anything that he writes/publishes in the future. Stranded was definitely worth all of the hype and I happily have a signed copy on my bookshelf from when I met Bracken for the second time in person.


I'm sure by now everyone has told you the plot. I wouldn't be rehashing it, even if I wasn't a bit late in posting my review. What I will tell you is that as a woman who is not real current on my sailor jargon, the book started a bit slow for me. This is entirely why it has taken me so long to write this, because I don't know how else to say it. I wasn't sure how to tell you that I thought it started a bit slow and that I don't think it detracted from the book, whatsoever. That said, by 40% I could not put this book down and the rest went fast, too fast. At first I was a little bummed at the end; I wanted more. But the more I have talked about it and the more I have thought about it (which has been a lot), it's either entirely fitting or a great opening for a sequel. (hint, hint)


So how do you write a review that sounds like you don't really like the beginning or the end? Like this. You say that Stranded is one of the best books you have read this year. That Bracken MacLeod is a literary force to be reckoned with. And you say that you maybe could have loved this book a bit more but it was pretty damn good anyways.


I received an e-arc of this from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum


Review of Tijuana Donkey Showdown by Adam Howe

Tijuana Donkey Showdown - Adam Howe

Adam Howe is an author I can't get enough of. I first discovered him with the lure of of a "free review copy" and have been hooked since. If Jeff Strand and a seedy motel room had a lovechild, that would be Adam. :) Tijuana Donkey Showdown is the long-awaited sequel to Adam Howe's story Damn Dirty Apes, from his stellar novella collection Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet. We wanted more Reggie and we were not disappointed.


Reggie Levine, our hot mess of a local hero, once again finds himself in deep crap, literally and otherwise when he walks into the well-known shyster used car salesman getting dunked into the toilet at The Henhouse where unfortunately he is the one and only bouncer. Because Reggie and trouble go together like thunder and lightning, naturally he finds himself entangled with Harry, aforementioned dunkee, and all of his seedy dealings. From Harry's Chinese Crested being mistaken for a chupacabra to almost getting killed by a serial killer, a mule with a giant phallus, killer drug dealers, and an actual (almost) serial killer, Reggie may need to rely on more than just his looks to get himself out of this one.


I'm not sure if it says more about Adam or myself that I expected this one to be dirtier. For anyone who has read Adam's previous work, this will be obvious. That said, this was, by far, my favorite story from Mr. Howe. Although perhaps not an appropriate present for your favorite grandparent (or child) this upcoming holiday season, if you have a sense of humor and aren't too terribly offended by well, everything, this one's for you. Well done, Adam. Now where's my threequel? :)


I received an e-ARC directly from the author in exchange for an honest review. That's all folks.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum


Review of Wrathbone by Jason Parent

Wrathbone and Other Stories - Jason  Parent

I just finished reading the last story in this collection and I am still having trouble finding words to describe just how much I am in awe of Wrathbone, the story that the collection is named after. I loved every single story in this book, but Wrathbone was by far my favorite. Jason Parent is an author that I have always liked but who I am ashamed to admit I have not read too much from--that is going to change.


Wrathbone: Beautiful, haunting, horrifying...1865. Abraham Lincoln was murdered. Is there a demon that Major Henry Rathbone is unable to stop, or is his haunting a reflection of his madness? Is a lifetime of torment enough or only a taste of what's to come? The writing alone would have had me but Parent has crafted a story to match and both are soul-achingly brilliant.


The Only Good Lawyer: An oxymoron? The epitome of lawyerly loathing, Bradley Walsh will stop at nothing to win a case. Without a bunch of pesky 'morals' getting in his way, there is nothing to lose, right?


Dorian's Mirror: Dorian loves nothing more than Dorian. Dorian's entire world centers around his looks. Putting most teenage girls to shame, Dorian himself is shameless and...flawless? Perhaps not... A quite satisfying spin on an old favorite.


For the Birds: Nev's one and only friend is his pet parrot. He loves his pet parrot and his parrot loves him. Oh yes...


Revenge is a Dish: Maurice gets to travel the world doing what he loves best, working as a chef and exercising his job 'perks'--at least until his boss finds out about his wife's private cooking lessons... cast out and with plenty of time to stew, Maurice plans his revenge and revenge isn't always sweet, sometimes it's salty...


An amazing collection, Wrathbone is one that you don't want to miss. Jason has accomplished in one story collection, one story in particular, what many authors will never do in their lifetime and as impressed as I am, I can't wait to see what else he has in store for us. I am in love with this book and will be paying a lot closer attention to Mr. Parent in the future.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum


Review Hollow House by Greg Chapman

Hollow House - Greg Chapman

Hollow House is my second read from Greg Chapman and I would just like to say that this man writes exactly what I like to read. I was hooked from page one, and that hasn't happened with too many books for me; I'm typically a little slow to warm up to a new story.


The moment I saw "haunted house" I knew I had to have this and I can honestly say that this is one of the top haunted house stories I have ever read. I won't say that it's classic or that it's typical because it's not. The Kemper house is an entity entirely of its own making and the overwhelming smell of death that it emits is only the beginning of what the house has in store for the residents of Willow Street. Hollow House will change the way you look at that empty house in your neighborhood, the one you maybe forget to notice, the one that may be noticing you...


I cannot give this a higher recommendation. I will definitely be re-reading this sometime soon and suggest that you get your own copy as soon as possible. My hope for this book is movie rights (this would make a wicked scary movie) and a nice signed/limited edition for my bookshelf (hint, hint: Greg). Otherwise, what are you waiting for? :)


I received an e-ARC of this book from Omnium Gatherum in exchange for an honest review.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Disappearance At Devil's Rock by Paul Tremblay

Disappearance at Devil's Rock: A Novel - Paul Tremblay

Disappearance at Devil's Rock is the second book I have read by Paul Tremblay and it did not disappoint. Tremblay is one of the few authors I have found who can take a story line that you think you have read ad nauseam and make it entirely his own. The clue that I think that I have when I begin the story, just left me in the dust.


Three teenage boys go out into the woods. Only two come out. When Tommy Sanderson goes missing, it is almost as if the night itself has swallowed him whole. When strange things start happening around the park and outside of people's windows near the park at night, the re-named Devil's Rock may be more than just a name forged from some middle school superstition...


"Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear the very stones prate my whereabout - and take the present horror from this moment which now suits it." - MacBeth.


This book had me guessing nearly until the end. Written in a style that is engrossing and subtly poignant, Tremblay's prose is one that you won't soon forget. I, for one, can't wait to see what he has for us next.


I received a copy of this book from Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review and here it is.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Year's Best Hardcore Horror Volume 1, edited by Randy Chandler and Cheryl Mullenax

Year's Best Hardcore Horror Volume 1 - Randy Chandler, Cheryl Mullenax

A horror collection from some of the leading horror authors in the genre? Yes, please. I have to say that you had me at "Adam Howe," and when I saw some of my other favorite authors in the lineup, I thought that Christmas came early this year. 

That said, it's an anthology. I didn't love every story in here, but the stories I loved, I loved hard. My absolute favorites were (in this order): "Reborn" by The Behrg, "Cleanup on Aisle 3" by Adam Howe, "Awakening" by Jeff Strand, "Eleanor" by Jason Parent, "Readings Off The Charts" by Adam Cesare, and "What's Worst" by David James Keaton. I liked a lot of other ones but those are the ones that stuck with me. These are also short stories so I'm not going to tell you what they are about so you are just going to have to read them yourself. You're just going to have to read your own dead baby jokes. 

As an obsessive (I hate the word "avid") horror reader, I wouldn't exactly classify many of these as hardcore (at least I don't think so...), so if that's the only thing stopping you: suck it up buttercup, you're reading horror, not Twilight. And really, what good is horror if it's not horrific? You aren't reading The Year's Best Pansy Stories Volume #1. 

I received an e-ARC of this from Adam Howe in exchange for an honest review and here it is.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of The Invasion by Brett McBean

The Invasion - Brett McBean

I am happy to say that I have a gorgeous signed/remarqued Thunderstorm edition of this  one and this is one of the coolest looking Thunderstorm books I own and also happens to be a kick-ass story. 

I will admit that The Invasion started my spiral into full-blown Brett McBean addiction. As I look at all of the beautiful signed/limited edition McBean's I have amassed on my bookshelf over the last few months, I will also admit that it was worth it. In a genre where fear rules, Brett McBean may very well be king. Sorry, Stephen. 

As you have probably already intuited, it's a book about a home invasion. My first thought was "how original," right? And then I read it. If you haven't already lost your hope for humanity, please check it at the door and make sure your cell phone is fully charged. This is a book that makes me both cringe and wonder who is sicker-- McBean for writing this or me for liking it? If you like to complain about our stereotypical "Millennials" just wait until you meet McBean's cult of killers and their not lack but non-existence of empathy for whatever toys happen to be in the box they choose to play with; in this case it is Debra and her unsuspecting Christmas dinner party whose stuffing and gears are about to become the main course.

Hi, my name is Andi and I have a problem. There are still some McBean books I have been unable to locate on this side of the world. All I have to say is buy this book. And maybe also someone get our favorite Aussie to the US please.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Fellside by M.R. Carey

Fellside - M.R. Carey

Fellside by M.R. Carey is a book that I have had trouble reviewing, but not for a lack of love. It is a story that caught me by surprise both in how badly I misjudged the cover and how thoroughly I enjoyed it. 

Jess is a heroin addict who sets a fire in her apartment that ends up killing a kid and disfiguring her half of her face. In prison for manslaughter, Jess just wants nothing more than to die...when the boy she killed comes back to haunt her. Is there such thing as redemption in Fellside or has he come back to make her pay for her sins? Jess is a character who you aren't sure whether you should love, hate, or want to throttle for most of the book but one that will win you over with her overwhelming and flawed humanity. 

I have always been fascinated with prison stories and this one delivered everything I was hoping for and more. The story slows in a few places but the end absolutely justifies (and explains) the means. I highly recommend this book.

I received this e-ARC from Orbit Books/NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Redemption Road by John Hart

Redemption Road: A Novel - John Hart

This book is the movie that everyone says that you "just have to see!" the movie that is so good that your friends have all seen it thrice and they can't wait for you to see it and adore it as much as they do. This is a book that by all accounts I should have loved, because everyone else does, right? Wrong. I guess I've never been very good at going with the masses. I refuse to watch Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings because I already know that I hate them by description alone.

The description Redemption Road sounded good but just didn't do it for me. I found the book to be long-winded and predictable. I will have to say that I am not a fan of his style of prose. I found myself skimming the book to see what happened because I wanted to know and it felt like the book would never end otherwise. 

You will probably love this book and down-vote my review on Amazon and that's okay. I wanted to love it too. I just didn't. 

I received an e-ARC of this book from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Panacea by Adam Light

Panacea: A Novella of Horror - Adam   Light

My favorite story in the Dead Roses anthology, I was glad to see Panacea by Adam Light thriving on its own in the wild. This is also undoubtedly my favorite story by Adam to date.


Rob Arnold and his wife Molly are what every married couple strives for, with a love that far outweighs the years they have been together. The only thing in life that could ever tear them apart is Molly's cancer which every day brings Rob closer to losing the one thing he cares about. Willing to go to any lengths to stop this from happening, Rob desperately latches onto the first thing that he comes across promising a cure. Unfortunately nothing comes without a price and sometimes that price is far higher than you bargained for...


I'm not always a fan of short stories. If I like them I usually end up feeling cheated by the shortness of them and otherwise often they just sort of feel like an afterthought-- almost stories that want to be more... but aren't. That said, some of the best stories I've read have been shorts. I think it shows exceptional talent in a writer who can pull off a short story and not leave you wanting and Panacea is that story.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Dark Matter by Blake Crouch

Dark Matter: A Novel - Blake Crouch

I am absolutely in awe of this book. As a recent new-to-me author, I could not have been more blown away by Blake Crouch's novel Dark Matter. I vacillated between consuming and reading this slowly, because for as much as I didn't want to put it down, I also didn't want it to end.


Science fiction thrillers aren't usually my flavor of choice. For me it's typically like getting tea when I ordered coffee... and having that tea be decaf. The Martian by Andy Weir was my exception last year and Dark Matter is almost enough to make me change my reading preferences this year. Almost.


What would you do if you woke up and the world -your world- as you know it had changed? For Jason Dessen, one minute he is being kidnapped and the next-- he's not even the same person. We all say that we would love to wake up one day and be rich, to be someone else. What if someone else made that choice for you? For Jason Dessen that's not a choice he's willing to live with and he will stop at nothing to get back the life he lost--even if he's not really sure where that life is anymore.


"No one can take away your right to fight and to never surrender." - Never Surrender (Corey Hart)


This is a story of quantum physics which I found to be profoundly interesting. This is a story of just how remarkable your unremarkable life is once you don't have it any more. This is a story that will make you question your perception of not only reality but of the choices you have made in life that lead up to now. This is Dark Matter.


I received an e-ARC of this book from Crown Publishing and NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.



© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Pressure by Brian Keene.

Pressure - Brian Keene

This was my first actual read from Brian Keene, which I'm slightly ashamed to admit to since I own several of his books in hard copy and he signed a few of them personally for me at a convention. Anyways, I shall be putting all other reading on hold until I catch up on some Keene.


I would say that Brian Keene lives up to his hype. While not quite flawless, his pacing is steady and his storyline solid. I wasn't quite as disappointed as other readers that there wasn't more of a focus on the sea creature because I quite enjoyed the rest of the story as well. This book was closer to Deep Blue Sea than to Jaws and overall more suspenseful than gory. The beginning and the end of this book were amazing. If the tone of this book had been carried throughout, this would have undoubtedly been a 5-star read.


This book reads quickly while still giving you all of the elements of a great story. If Mr. Keene ever reads this I am humbly putting in my request for a sequel.


I received an e-ARC of this book from NetGalley and St. Martin's Press in exchange for an honest review.

Review of Michael McDowell's Wicked Stepmother

Wicked Stepmother - Michael McDowell, Axel Young, Dennis Schuetz

This is the third novel by Michael McDowell that I have read and my favorite to date. Although a few parts were a little drawn out, the pace of the novel was generally good and well worth a few extra words. Michael McDowell's prose, as always, is beautiful and entertaining and his characters believably imperfect. What I have loved since I picked up my first McDowell novel is how unique and realistic all of his characters are; they are flawed and comical in a way that is more human than forced. The literary world lost an author who could see and reflect the interesting aspects of people who aren't extraordinary or extreme but who are intimately just like you and me.


Wicked Stepmother is the story of three rich adult siblings who end up simultaneously orphaned and with a new stepmother after the suspicious death of their father. What starts out as a nuisance quickly starts to escalate as Louise Lerner, their instant stepmother - just add water - makes it her mission to inject herself as deeply as she can into the lives of the remaining Hawke family. Verity, Cassandra and Jonathan, who have always had free reign in how they live their lives suddenly find themselves under a microscope and Louise's attempts to try and control them as if they were children. With her ever-creeping presence and talons out trying to latch onto the family fortune, the only thing Louise has standing in her way are three disposable heirs.


My only issue with this story, and perhaps it's a mixture of the era and the culture that I'm failing to grasp, but I find it hard to believe that adults would subject themselves to their father's wife of four days as their stepmother in any form of acceptance, especially a woman that they despised to begin with. That said, Verity was my absolute favorite character in this book, addictions and all, and single-handedly would have made this an awesome read by herself. However, you get more than just Verity and a new spin on a classic tale of the wicked stepmother.


As always, Valancourt did an awesome job not only bringing back this classic McDowell novel but in re-packaging it into something you want to have on your bookshelf. My copy was generously provided in exchange for a review from the same awesome guys at Valancourt Books in exchange for an honest review.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Review of Black Cat Mojo by Adam Howe

Black Cat Mojo - Adam Howe

After reading and enjoying every bit of Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, I devoured Black Cat Mojo like Belladonna devours Rummy in Of Badgers and Porn Dwarfs. Adam has set the bar pretty damn high with Die Dog, but as Adam's first anthology, Black Cat Mojo is also pretty freaking awesome. 

The first two stories were my favorite in this collection. Of Badgers and Porn Stars immediately hits it out of the park. Rummy Rumsfeld is a porn star midget with a long schlong and erectile dysfunction. Add in some gambling debt, a badger and a very traumatizing scene with "Momma" and you may wish you stuck to regular dwarf porn. Just kidding. You want to read this. Jesus In a Dog's Ass was unsurprisingly blasphemous and entirely enjoyable. This one doesn't need much more explanation, the title says (almost) it all. 

The third story, Frank, The Snake & The Snake is the only story that I was less than in love with. It was not bad by any means, I just found it longer and maybe less amusing than the others. I did very much enjoy the ending. If you ever wanted to be a gangster, are scared of snakes, or have a fascination with drugs, this story is for you. The Mad Butcher of Plainfields Chariot Of Death is a perfectly short and adequately disturbing ending to this little package of vileness and debauchery. And immense amounts of fun. 

Adam Howe is an author I recently discovered and one who needs to write more stories (for me), ASAP, because I'm out of them. I highly recommend reading anything by Adam that you can get your hands on and bugging him via e-mail (stalking hasn't been cute since he sent me the restraining order) to demand (encourage) that he produce more. 

I received this book directly from the author himself in exchange for an honest review.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum

Blog Tour review for Adam Howe's Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet

Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet - Adam Howe

Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet by Adam Howe was the first novel (anthology) I have read by him and damn have I been missing out. When a British man can write white trash American literature better than most natives, it is both shameful and amazing. He very much reminds me of my favorite comedian, Eddy Izzard, if Eddy were slightly more foul-mouthed and slightly less tongue-in-cheek.



Damned Dirty Apes: The story that almost wasn’t told due to the apparent sensitivity and subsequent attempt to ban it from the Society for the Preservation of the North American Skunk Ape. Reggie Levine is a former boxer turned strip club bouncer in a small town dive known as the The Henhouse. When Elisa, the stripper Reggie is infatuated with, ends up filming a skunk ape porno out in the forest with Ned, the village dunce, they end up attracting more than just some poison ivy. While Ned is doing the deed in his nasty Boogaloo Baboon suit he’s worn since his high school mascot days, he gets snatched into the woods by the infamous Bigelow Skunk Ape. Forming a haphazard search party, Reggie, Eliza, Lester (Eliza’s boyfriend) and not-so-notorious skunk ape hunter Jameson T. Salisbury head out full bore on a rescue mission/hunting trip that will leave all of the participants more than a little scarred…


Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet: The collection’s namesake. Serial killer Terrance Hingle has escaped from a mental hospital just as dangerous as when he was committed 5 years ago. Terry Mulvehill is resigned to being a small-town waitress, the highlight of her life watching TV with her cat and her Ben and Jerry’s. Having picked the wrong night to work an overtime shift, Tilly finds herself in the trunk of Hingle’s car after he stops at the diner for something to eat and finds her to be a close enough approximation to what he likes to play with. Things go from bad to worse when Hingle stops for gas at a crappy little gas station out in the middle of nowhere and finds himself and Tilly at the mercy of the deranged Ritter brothers and their house of horrors. What is worse than being kidnapped by a serial killer? Being then kidnapped by an even more psychotic serial killer.


Gator Bait: I loved all of the stories in this book but this one was my favorite. Smitty Three Fingers has a penchant for married women. A nickname earned after an angry husband took two of his fingers, Smitty gives up the city life for playing piano in a Louisiana honky-tonk bar called The Grinnin’ Gator where he aims to keep a low profile. Horace, the bar owner and well-known bootlegger, rules his roost with an iron fist and a giant man-eating alligator he keeps as a pet. Unfortunately, old habits die hard, and Smitty can’t keep his hands off of Horace Croker’s wife Grace, despite the imminent threat of death swimming below his feet. A lovely little nugget of political incorrectness and backwoods fun.


A little collection of twisted, fun, no-holds-barred stories that will make your life seem a whole lot sunnier. Adam Howe is one sick puppy whose illness has been put out for all to enjoy and should not be squandered on the faint of heart or tight of buttocks. Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet. Do or die. You will read it if you know what is bad good for you and enjoy it.


This e-ARC was provided to me by Comet Press and Hook of a Book Media & Publicity.


© 2016 by Andi Rawson of Andreya's Asylum



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Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, Synopsis

  • Publication Date: Nov. 2, 2015
  • Publisher: Comet Press
  • Publication Length: 250 pages

From Adam Howe, winner of Stephen King’s “On Writing” short story contest, comes three original novellas of hardboiled crime, graphic horror and pitch-black gallows humor.



Washed-up prizefighter Reggie Levine is eking a living as a strip club bouncer when he’s offered an unlikely shot at redemption. The Bigelow Skunk Ape – a mythical creature said to haunt the local woods – has kidnapped the high school football mascot, Boogaloo Baboon. Now it’s up to Reggie to lead a misfit posse including a plucky stripper, the town drunk, and legend-in-his-own-mind skunk ape hunter Jameson T. Salisbury. Their mission: Slay the beast and rescue their friend. But not everything is as it seems, and as our heroes venture deeper into the heart of darkness, they will discover worse things waiting in the woods than just the Bigelow Skunk Ape. The story the Society for the Preservation of the North American Skunk Ape tried to ban; Damn Dirty Apes mixes Roadhouse with Jaws with Sons of Anarchy, to create a rollicking romp of 80s-style action/adventure, creature horror and pitch-black comedy.



Escaped mental patient Terrence Hingle, the butcher of five sorority sisters at the Kappa Pi Massacre, kidnaps timid diner waitress Tilly Mulvehill and bolts for the border. Forcing his hostage to drive him out of town, it’s just a question of time before Tilly becomes the next victim in Hingle’s latest killing spree. But when they stop for gas at a rural filling station operated by deranged twin brothers, Dwayne and Dwight Ritter, the tables are turned on Hingle, and for Tilly the night becomes a hellish cat-and-mouse ordeal of terror and depravity. The meat in a maniac sandwich, Tilly is forced against her nature to make a stand and fight for survival. Because sometimes the only choice you have is to do or die…to Die Dog Or Eat The Hatchet.



Prohibition-era 1930s… After an affair with the wrong man’s wife, seedy piano player Smitty Three Fingers flees the city and finds himself tinkling the ivories at a Louisiana honky-tonk owned by vicious bootlegger Horace Croker and his trophy wife, Grace. Folks come to The Grinnin’ Gator for the liquor and burlesque girls, but they keep coming back for Big George, the giant alligator Croker keeps in the pond out back. Croker is rumored to have fed ex-wives and enemies to his pet, so when Smitty and Grace embark on a torrid affair…what could possibly go wrong? Inspired by true events, Gator Bait mixes hardboiled crime (James M. Cain’s The Postman Always Rings Twice) with creature horror (Tobe Hooper’s Eaten Alive) to create a riveting tale of suspense.

Listen to this sample reading from the book over at YouTube from the folks at Manor House:





Adam Howe writes the twisted fiction your mother warned you about. A British writer of fiction and screenplays, he lives in Greater London with his partner and their hellhound, Gino. Writing as Garrett Addams, his short story Jumper was chosen by Stephen King as the winner of the On Writing contest, and published in the paperback/Kindle editions of SK’s book; he was also granted an audience with The King, where they mostly discussed slow vs. fast zombies. His fiction has appeared in Nightmare Magazine, Thuglit, The Horror Library, Mythic Delirium, Plan B Magazine, and One Buck Horror. He is the author of two collections, Black Cat Mojo and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, plus the eBook single, Gator Bait. Future works include Tijuana Donkey ShowdownOne Tough Bastard, and a crime/horror collaboration with Adam Tribesmen Cesare.

Find him on Twitter at @Adam_G_Howe.


Praise for Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet


"It's an explicit, hard-hitting, twisted funhouse ride into pulpish horror wrapped loosely in a tattered skein of irreverent, jet black humor. In short, it's a freakin' blast." --Walt Hicks, author of Dirge of the Forgotten


"Every page ratchets up the tension another notch even as it descends deeper and deeper into terrible darkness. Out of all the books I've read for Ginger Nuts of Horror, this is definitely the most intense." -- David Dubrow, author of The Blessed Man and the Witch


“With Die Dog Or Eat the Hatchet, Adam Howe hasn’t written one of my favorite books of the year, he’s actually written three of my favorites. Stories that are tight, toned, and genre-confounding. Horror fans and crime fans are going to come to blows over who gets to claim Howe as one of their own, but they’re both going to be wrong because Howe’s his own thing.” – Adam Cesare, author of Tribesmen and Mercy House


“The recipe for Adam Howe’s DIE DOG OR EAT THE HATCHET is: Two parts Joe Lansdale, One part Justified, and a heavy dose of WTF. The result is a swampy cocktail darker than any backwoods hayride, stronger than the meanest Sasquatch, and crazier than anything you’ll find chicken-fried at your local state fair.”—Eryk Pruitt, author of Hashtag and Dirtbags


"Adam Howe proves with the three stories in this book that he can basically write anything. And write it very well indeed. To summarise: A three novella collection that you absolutely must have in your collection. I give this one the highest possible recommendation that I can." -Nev, Confessions of a Reviewer


"Adam Howe’s “Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet,” is equal parts terror and fun, his dark comedic voice dances through each of the works in this collection to create engaging stories filled with bars, dames, rabid dogs, and an ape with one hell of a right hook."(Nathan Crazybear/Splatterpunk Zine)


"Once again this author has sucked me into the darkness of his stories and unleashed the twisted, disgusting and stomach churning madness that I come to expect. In fact, I would have been very disappointed if this book was not even more mind-blowing than Black Cat Mojo. And he did not disappoint. Hats off to Mr Howe for creating this magnificent novella of pure horror. I would definitely recommend this to readers of horror and make sure you buckle up as you will be in for the most twisted ride of your life!" -Crime Book Junkie


"I'm pretty certain that whatever genre you like to read, be it pulp, noir, horror, anything really, you will find something to enjoy here. It's fast paced, action packed and brilliantly written. Comet Press has got a diamond on their hands! 5 stars" -Adrian Shotbolt


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Review of The Fireman by Joe Hill

The Fireman: A Novel - Joe Hill

I started this novel intending to read a few pages before bed. I couldn’t put this book down. I read until I couldn’t keep my eyes open and the Kindle was precariously close to becoming one with the floor. Then I woke myself up and read some more. Joe Hill’s talent is undeniable. NOS4A2 was good. The Fireman is brilliant. To be honest, I was very much not thrilled at the thought of reading about a fireman but jealous enough that my friends had it that I wanted to read it too. After all, it’s Joe Hill. The Fireman was not at all what I was expecting and this was abundantly clear from the first few pages.


            The thing I love the most about Joe Hill’s books is his characterization. What is one of the hardest parts in writing for most authors seems to come naturally to Hill. Every one of his characters has their own unique personality and Joe Hill doesn’t just describe them, he makes them real. I loved Harper, his main character, as if she were my best friend. I loathed her husband as much as I can loathe someone in real life. The Fireman made me smile and laugh out loud. The end of the book feels like a loss, because these people that he made me feel have come to an end. There are very few authors who don’t just make me want to know the ending, but who make me want the story to continue, and Joe Hill is one of them.


            I feel that this book could have been a tad shorter without losing anything important. That said, its length did not detract from my enjoyment of it. My only criticism is that I don’t think that Nick, even in an apocalyptic situation, sounded like a 9-year-old, his character seemed much, much older. Otherwise this book exceeded my expectations and I loved every minute of it.


I received an e-ARC copy of this book from Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review.


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